I can't do anything Wright

npr:

Yikes! Miss Utah fumbles on question about gender income inequality last night at the Miss USA pageant. It’s the most cringe-worthy pageant moment since Miss Teen South Carolina pointed to a lack of maps as the cause for geographic misinformation in 2007.

We were watching this, then rewinded it a couple of times. So funny

eyeonspringfield:

“Hello, Mr. Thompson.”

“I think he’s talking to you.”

eyeonspringfield:

“Hello, Mr. Thompson.”

“I think he’s talking to you.”

DJ Hodor. Hodor.

DJ Hodor. Hodor.

Three years ago while on a phone call

I was talking to a girl that I had recently met, but had an instant connection with. We were talking and joking and giggling, just being silly like most couples a few weeks in. Then she said to me, “I can see myself falling in love with you”. I was ecstatic and followed up with, “Would you be freaked out if I told you I’m pretty sure I am already in love with you?” She laughed and replied, “Not at all”.

Me: “We’ll, I’m in love with you. I love you”

Her: “I love you too babe”

Me: “So this is official? Like Facebook official? I can put it on there.

Her:”Go for it”

So May 29, 2009 is our, Facebook authorized, anniversary.

Still going strong, still madly in love with her, and in five months from yesterday we should be welcoming our first child.

All this started because I made a beautiful girl laugh on OkCupid

rediscover-me:

This is the best shit I’ve ever made. Omfg.

It really one of the top 3 burgers I’ve ever had

rediscover-me:

This is the best shit I’ve ever made. Omfg.

It really one of the top 3 burgers I’ve ever had

3 years in AND pregnant. She’s still got IT

3 years in AND pregnant. She’s still got IT

Tonight’s reads

Tonight’s reads

The sody makes my teef hurt

The sody makes my teef hurt

Today was free comic book day and we have a great shop right near our house. And this happened!

Today was free comic book day and we have a great shop right near our house. And this happened!